You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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