it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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