I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
dude. I can hear the air.
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