is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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