and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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