Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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