It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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