I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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