whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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