I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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