put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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