the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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