We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He felt like a one man threesome
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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