I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Terrible idea I love it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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