We should be called the Road Head Warriors
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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