? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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