I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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