Porn is love you can see.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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