dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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