Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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