I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Floor bacon is actually really good
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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