This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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