You can't motorboat a personality
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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