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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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