she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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