The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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