I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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