I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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