yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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