Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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