This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
