No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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