What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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