Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
