bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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