we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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