So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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