Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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