You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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