Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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