I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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