Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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