I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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