If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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