i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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