i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You made out with two different species that night
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just want to make out with him forever
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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