I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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