Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
