wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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