...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Your penis caused this!
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