Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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